Gypsie Princess Effie's Diary: Entry Eleven -- Today I Became A Princess

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Emperor Black Hawk

Dear Diary,

Today I became a princess of an entire world!

It was all possible because Black Hawk became Emperor by Saturday, just like he said! I knew he could do it. I believe he can do anything.

Under his leadership and vision, he conquered Reichveld, a planet that had been completely taken over by evil, high-tech Nazis.

I am getting a bit ahead of myself in the story, so let me cover the less important background stuff.

So…….

We left Laethland as planned, but, for some reason, before we could do the plan of me sneak us through Mount Eternal, Black Hawk used his powers to summon the Guardian of Mount Eternal and ordered it to take us Pelepos. One moment, I was in the bag that was in the dragon, next we were all standing next to the guardian, to whom Black Hawk said, “Take me to Pelepose.”

Black Hawk had us get back in his bag, and, in an instant, when we all climbed out, we were in Pelepos, next to a river.

Black Hawk then ordered the river to tell him its name, and the river rose up in the shape of a man and answered. Is there nothing Black Hawk can’t do by bossing people around? I doubt it! He bosses us around, too, which is mostly OK, I guess, because he is so impressive.

Well, Black Hawk told the river that he was going to take a rock and ordered the river to not drown him for a year and a day. The river agreed, and then Black Hawk had Trilby use her powers to find the rock he wanted. She took all of like 2 seconds and said it was over there. So we went over there, and Trilby and Black Hawk jumped in the water to go get the rock. I wasn’t really going into the water, because it would mess up my hair, my outfit, and make me smell like dirty river water, so I waited with Ichigo.

A short while later, Black Hawk came out of the river and had a bag that had the rock he wanted in it. Black Hawk messed with the rock a bit and was able to use it to turn magic on and off around him. He then sent his birds to go get him a necklace, and they returned with an impressive necklace that looks like it should belong to a king. Good thing they found it just laying around as it was perfect for Emperor-elect Black Hawk.

Once Black Hawk was ready, he summoned up 3 roads, and he let me pick which one to take. I picked the middle one, because it looked prettier than the other 2. He always knows how to get the right people on the right jobs.

The middle road was a short walk to a world full of evil Nazis.

Black Hawk and Ichigo knew the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. So we had to do something.

Black Hawk set his minister of information, Trilby, loose, and she learned we needed to be in a disguise, otherwise we would attract attention. I disguised us, but for some reason, Black Hawk got mad and was going to use his rock to turn it off. Sometimes, they are all so silly because they blame me because I am gypsy, and I am the only person to never do a bad thing. It is really unfair; and it makes me mad, but I know Tigress and Pumpkin love me. Black Hawk said he didn’t care if it made me mad because he is so mean sometimes, but us gypsies have long memories. I miss my gypsy family.

Anyhow, the Duck talked some sense into Black Hawk, and we used our disguises to make it to a hotel nearby.

In the hotel, Black Hawk was able to make contact with a secret underground or something loyal to the Romanov family. Black Hawk being sly and well-versused in things of intrigue learned about Hitler III and how evil the Nazis were.

Black Hawk said he was making it my 16th birthday tomorrow. I asked if I could have Reichveld and be its princess as my present, and he said yes!

Black Hawk came up with an excellent plan to steal a zepplin. He had me make the thing catch on fire but not burn the ship. I had to make sure I didn’t hurt anybody, though, because I am a pacifist. It was hard, but I was able to pull it off. Everybody ran from the ship, and then we went on board. Once on, Trilby summoned up a crew of armodilla that knew how to fly the ship. As we flew off, Black Hawk asked me to destroy the remaining Zepplin, which I did.

Black Hawk had Trilby used her mind powers to read Hitler III mind and trick him to go to a less protected location. She also learned all his secrets and defenses.

We flew the Zepplin, with me making it hidden, to meet Hitler III at his chalet that Trilby tricked him to go to with her mind powers.

Once at the chalet, I made living invisibility mirages to hide Ichigo and Black Hawk. The 2 of them flew down to the chalet and hid in Hitler III bedroon, easily bypassing all the traps and security because of Trilby’s information.

Once in the room, they waited for Hitler III to go to bed. Once in bed, Ichigo and Black Hawk attacked. Black Hawk jumped Hitler III and struggled to strangle him, while Ichigo, in a terrible fury, was able to cleanly slice the head off some demon man thing that was sort of like him but evil. Trilby used her stone. while still on the ship. to pick up an evil robot and throw it out the window. The robot had the leg of Black Hawk in its grasp. but it let go as it went flying.

There was an evil golem that the pair disabled, after which the fight was won!

Black Hawk had me come down to the disgustingly bloody room and make it all look better. I made Ichigo look like the guy he killed and made Black Hawk look like Hitler III and made me look like Black Hawk.

Hitler III Black Hawk then made some speech and turned power over to Black Hawk Effie.

Once that was done, Hitler the III and guy with no head left on a journey.

Black Hawk ordered the Guardian to come, and a giant vulture that smelled bad showed up. Its name was Vulteriel; and Black Hawk said he was Emperor there, and I was the Princess. He ordered the Guardian to kick off all the demons it could, but it had to leave a really big demon.

It also had to leave Fenris Wolf, the lord of the Thimblewinter, which, for some reason, was looking for me. At first, I thought the Thimblewinter wanted to marry me, but that is silly now, because it was a wolf bigger than a mountain range. Those types of marriages never work out.

Anyhow, I made dead Hitler III look like a giant pile of my hair, and we had Vultreiel drop it off in the basement of that jerk Remus Starkadder. Vultreiel seemed confused by my mirage, but it did not lure Fenris away; but he did leave the pile of hair mirage Hitler III corpse in some deep dark hole in Remus’ dungeon to rot away.

Black Hawk was crowned Emperor, and we used the Crown of Lombardy that I purchased in a thrift shop for some jerky at his coronation.

I was named Princess of the world! I think Vultreiel and I will become good friends. I know Black Hawk can be a meanie, but he does keep his word and is so impressive. I know one day he will make me one of his 12!

I Have to go now to clean up Reichveld and make it all happy and nice.

Love,

Effie

XP awarded: 4 xp each

Bonus xp for my journal: 1

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